Friday, February 26, 2010

new moon..gag

{disclaimer...i was too tired to go through and edit so i apologize for my mistakes}

so last night max and i suddenly decided we wanted to see a movie. so we decided upon new moon.. i had kinda been wanting to see it since it came out (we however were in belgium and it cost about 13 dollars to go to a movie...in french...and i sure as heck wasn't going to pay 13 dollars to see cheese)...anyways i decided to could handle paying a dollar too see it...so we went

and we laughed a lot...but don't worry there were no parts made for laughing...it was pure cheesiness....

for all of you who have seen it you will recall i am sure the part where bella cuts her head and is bleeding..in order to stop the bleeding jacob pulls the smartest move he could think of....he sexily rips his shirt off to stop the blood...

due to this scene...the past 24 hours have been reenactments of that moment in the movie...just tweaked..for example

Bella (aka me): i need a spoon (or insert any object that was asked for)
Jacob (aka m): here ( pretending to rip shirt off in a sexy manner) use my shirt...with this hot body...i am above wearing shirts...

we were going to write down all of the cheesy lines from the movie, then rate them in order from worst to best....but i think we would've had to have written the whole script for the movie...and thats just a little too much

our top line was:

bella to jacob: it's always been him

i have also heard the one about a million times today....from husband...

it provided a good laugh that is for sure


but if you don't like gag movies like me i have two movies you MUST see:

1. The Young Victoria: my new favorite movie, it beat out pride and prejudice (which has been my favorite forever) it was so incredibly good and i can't wait to buy it. i went with my Californian cousin who had seen it 4 times! that's how good it is. see it if you need the best love story and a small cry...

2. Did you Hear about the Morgans: good date night movie...clean...HILARIOUS...has love in it...action...everything a couple needs in a movie. Hugh Grant is so awesome in it...another one i can't wait to see again just so i can remember all of the funny lines. it got horrible reviews..maybe because the story line isn't extremely well written..but all i remember is laughing through the whole show..see it if you need a good laugh

2 comments:

Amber G. said...

New Moon was defenently better than Twilight though! Twilight was WAY more cheesier!!!

Heidi said...

Amber, I was going to say the same thing! New moon was MUCH better...but still didn't compare to the books. Twilight had horrendous acting, and they cut the story in the dumbest places...New moon stuck to the books better...still had bad acting, but they put enough action in it to make up for it lol.

Oh, I'm glad you like "did you hear about the Morgans. I just added it to my netflix and now I'm excited to see it.